My Piles Bigger | Unisex Hoodie

Up here in Alaska, we don’t just survive; we thrive—and that starts at the front door. Forget snow boots on the carpet or muddy sneakers in the living room, because in every Alaskan home, there’s one universal truth: Shoes. Come. Off.

This cozy hoodie celebrates the sacred ritual of shedding your footwear and slipping into a pair of questionable-but-comfy slippers (or just socks, if you’re brave enough). With a design that pokes fun at our collective obsession with keeping snow and dirt outside where it belongs, it’s the perfect blend of humor, culture, and that sweet, sweet Alaskan practicality.

Made for:

• Alaskans who know the sound of boots hitting the mat means you’re finally home.
• Guests who’ve been politely scolded with “You’re not wearing those inside, are you?”
• Anyone who’s ever been peer-pressured into sock life at a friend’s house.

Wear this hoodie, and let the world know you respect the rules of the Last Frontier—or at least the rules of the living room. No shoes? No problem!

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, so it takes us longer to deliver. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING OUR SMALL ALASKAN BUSINESS!

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